Go fix yourself. You write like you’re typing a ransom note.

You blistering dipshit. The Frozen story is about two orphaned girls. Privilege? Fuck you and your cat too

Sure they can. Not in this case.

Which begs the question... if this was a 20-minute boring short about Moana, Tiana, Elena of Avalor or Mulan, would there be this much bitching?

Priviledged rich girls? One of whom is cursed with a power that kills people and is locked away? The other who is confused and lonely. They lose their parents as teens?

Fuck you

Pigment-Wise???? DRINK!

Don’t ask. You’re not supposed to ask. Culturally insensitive to ask.

What do I expect? I expect something a little less sloppy.

I love how this Olaf film went from an annoying and probably misguided add-on to a movie to an assault on Mexican culture. It’s like something just can’t be annoying to warrant attention. It has to be offensive too.

That’s the Internet for you. When you are so…

The fuck is this? Christmas is fine where it is. When you have children, the First Day of School is the starting gun, and then you have a bit of a nice easy pace and then ... Halloween costumes! And then the Christmas ads and decorations are in stores and then Thanksgiving! And then Christmas really begins. If you’re…

Book it. Moore will carry white women by a margin of something like 52-48 or 54-46.

Because white women will put up with a bit of fondling if it lowers their taxes and ensures a poor woman can’t get an abortion.

Cupcake, if someone has the choice between your school and Florida, you already lost.

You’re competing with Mizzou and Vandy now.

I’m so over the fake sanctimony from an outfit that produced Peyton Manning and his ass cheeks and who had the last coach actively discourage his players from helping sexual assault victims.

This is about not thinking Schiano is the best hire. If these fools thought he was the best hire, it wouldn’t have mattered had…

To also be fair, Remini is possessed of limited talent, marginal attractiveness and questionable comedic skills. Assigning her poor religion choices on every setback in her life is a sad way to cope with being limited, marginal and questionable, but it’s the one she’s chosen.

Here’s the deal: I do not care who is a…

Leah Remini blames Scientology every time the grocery store is out of mangoes

There is only one Whose Line is it Anyway and Clive Anderson is the host, not Drew Carey

My guess is that this guy has conjured 50 women from:

10 women who let him feel under their shirts, but he couldn’t get the bra off and they got bored

“Calling all cars! Calling all cars! We have a report of a fire at a barn in Gallipolis and another one at an insurance office in downtown Cleveland. The accelerants appear to be bleach, gasoline and 1.5 metric tons of shame”

Still watching Rocky. Still have five songs from Rocky IV soundtrack on my running playlist.

But, I don’t care if Ray Liotta or Andy Garcia suddenly shows up to play Stallone’s role in Guardians 3.

“Writers have contemplated” could mean: “Look, carry on as if you have him, but just in case this goes south in a hurry, make sure you have a back door, just in case”

What you need to know before seeing Justice League:

Go see Thor 3 again instead.