Sansa’s words to Jon were: “Look, Ramsay isn’t going to fall for this double-envelopment thing”

Jon: “Well, what else ya got?”
Sansa: “Derp! Derp! Derp!”
Jon: “OK, we’ve gotta try this.”
Sansa: “DERP!”

It’s entirely possible Littlefinger still outsmarts them both:
Scenario 1:
Sansa: “Look, Littlefinger is coming. He wants…

No, she didn’t know Littlefinger was coming, because he plays Sansa like a piano.

Psst... Dorne sucks in the books too. Spoiler: Doran’s grand plan is to make a marriage pact and not tell anyone! THAT’LL SHOW EM!

As for the Jon Snow stuff, it was Sansa dat fucked up. Yes, we all are being nice to her because she is a rape survivor and was a functioning dingbat even before that, but had she given Jon…

Lou Diamond Phillips or GTFO

I’d watch

Got a bit of the farts today, but otherwise ok

If everything is an outrage, then nothing is

Regarding the original tweet nonsense: When did “not OK” become accepted? Let’s say there was a Klan sign posted. The phrase “not OK” would hardly do it justice. In fact, if your local rep said “not OK,” then you’d want him or her fired.

The voices in her head all moaned in unison. It’s like the destruction of Alderaan, except stupid

I’m really glad I decided to check the Internet again today. I hadn’t yet closed my ballot for stupidest fucking thing ever

If I may add a book-reader perspective.

No, Sansa was not raped in the books. But someone was. Jeyne Poole, a childhood friend of Sansa’s who was orphaned when most of Ned’s household staff was killed, was passed off as Arya by Littlefinger, Roose Bolton and Tywin.

The theory is that no one has seen the Stark girls in…

Small markets under the current system have to hope for the following:

1) The next LeBron is born not in Akron, but in Green Bay or Provo or Muncie, Ind. or Lansing and he wants to do for his hometown team what LeBron wanted to do for his. Instead of “The Land,” maybe the next LeBron is born in Racine and wants to win…

Vikes. I’ll accept that. I didn’t list colleges because I was tired, but ‘Cats for the 1,837 Wildcat teams is fine. Same with ‘Canes for any team with Hurricanes

If you have any loved ones that use Cers, then remove them from your life immediately

I really debated it. In fact, I think you convinced me. We need to remove the Broncs, but we have to allow Bucs (for both Pirates and Buccaneers)

Here are the acceptable shortenings:

I really need to pay more attention to authors before I dive in. Call it the Trendacosta Rule.

I’ve at least heard of that, although i agree it is stupid. This ‘Tics thing, especially when the “Celts” is the long-accepted shortening, is worse than Hitler’s ballsack

The ‘Tics? Fuck you and your dog too

Who the fuck told Hernandez he was a good ump?