I don't understand how people can only eat organic. Salt tastes so good!

Technically, that's flag jiggling, not flag waving.

Flag jiggling is long established as the the appropriate way to demonstrate giving zero fucks.

If only she wore more makeup, perhaps she would have scored higher?

"Sports" got weird.

My GOD that site has hideous design. What is that, a 20pt font? I have to step back from my monitor just to read it comfortably.

I blame commuters. If you don't live within a couple miles of work (walking distance) you're doing life wrong.

Woosh, right over your head. Feel that breeze?

Corrupt to it is core? What?

"Ms Moss, 31... and her teenage son..."

Eww.

" tools like Airbnb have made it much easier to monetize an extra bedroom."

Is it just me, or does throwing together this kind of software seem, well, largely trivial?

What the hell is wrong with people that they can't copy and paste messages in plain-old text, in order to transfer them from one medium to another?

So you only need to be afraid of sketchy white males messing with kids online?

Sorry, no; no matter how normalized you feel it's become, it's still weird to express your religious beliefs to random people.

Heck, I'm offended just by "happy holidays." Why would you assume I care about ANY holy-day?