When I get telemarketing calls, I turn on some filthy porn, turn up the volume, set my phone next to the speaker, and walk away.

nm

It's his real name.

"Fake Chef"

What is this, England?

What about that experience is at all relevant to them being the landlord? That could be any awful couple next door.

NEVER BUY INSURANCE if you aren't legally mandated to do so.

It's depressing you feel that way about human interaction.

You NEED heat in the winter to live. AC in the summer is a luxury that millions of people do without - many by choice.

"People have a right to commemorate their heritage"

INTERLACED video? What is this, 1998?

What an utterly inappropriate use of an image.

When the entirety of the content you intend to post is text, LEAVE IT AS TEXT.

I cringe whenever I see "Korea" referred to without clarification, as in this headline. There is no plain "Korea" anymore, and referring to either South Korea or North Korea as such is loaded language.

You wouldn't title a story "Americans Prefer Spanish-Language Television" when you were actually talking only about…

Q? What's the Q after LGBT? I'd guess "queer," but we already included gay. "Queer" still means "gay," right, or did we change that?

I don't understand how people can only eat organic. Salt tastes so good!

Technically, that's flag jiggling, not flag waving.

Flag jiggling is long established as the the appropriate way to demonstrate giving zero fucks.

If only she wore more makeup, perhaps she would have scored higher?

"Sports" got weird.

My GOD that site has hideous design. What is that, a 20pt font? I have to step back from my monitor just to read it comfortably.

" tools like Airbnb have made it much easier to monetize an extra bedroom."

What the hell is wrong with people that they can't copy and paste messages in plain-old text, in order to transfer them from one medium to another?