Can I interest you in a Pit of Ultimate Darkness?

I’ve played this before. My drunk uncle that worked at Nintendo brought it over for Xmas dinner in ‘89.

Agreed about the last email needing to be the first.

In know right? Because supporting apartheid and climate denial are reasonable opinions!

Bret Stephens says that state sanctioned murder is cool but cheeky emails are out of bounds.

Added benefit is it will be disorienting for the punt returner to catch a ball that is spiraling in the opposite direction.

Is he venomous? I assume he’s venomous.

Tapatio is the king, because it is adds hotness without killing the flavor, but also it is $4 for 32 oz. I know there are hotter and more specialized, but the price and balance makes Tapatio the best everyday hot sauce.

Tapatio is the king, because it is adds hotness without killing the flavor, but also it is $4 for 32 oz. I know…

I think that both the brain trauma argument and the “you’ll make more money long-term” argument generally don’t apply to quarterbacks. Sure, there’s a possible future where he maximizes his earnings in MLB, but he’d have to be a real, true superstar with a long career. In the NFL, he’d merely need to be a starter.

The Whitworth signing is as big as any the Rams have had since re-upping their young stars. He completely stabilized the offensive line, allowing Gurley and Goff to work. Conversely, his departure from Cincinnati crippled their line, exposing Dalton for what he is (marginal).

He looks like Matthew McConaughey fucked a Predator in the back of a Lincoln and bore a lovechild. 

A Miami resident leaves temple early so he doesn’t miss out on a great deal?

I don’t mean to sound negative here, but Dana White is a fucking scumbag.

Against all odds, the four wealthy white guys made it.

Last time I got my hopes up about a Zion, the Matrix Reloaded came out.