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A child about 8-9 once grabbed my boob. Like deliberately. You know what I did? Not call the cops. Told him it was wrong and moved on. He wasn’t trying to sexually assault me, he thought it was funny. I told him it wasn’t okay, don’t do it again. Case closed. 

He’s like a young Tobin. 

Unfortunate that she was standing so close, but of course hindsight is 20.

Hey, how can we get Kinja modified to start doing ratios because look at this dumb motherfucker:

If by white collar career, you mean stacking shirts at JC Penney’s, then maybe.

“Nothing can be done,” says only country where this regularly happens.

I’m not comfortable with this new world in which Duke players are likable in any way. 

Obligatory:

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

I was at this game last night. The first video up here is actually the second time he was on the Jumbotron. The first time was even better. Dad wasn’t there (presumably getting more drinks), and mom was just boogying between her two kids. Top Gun kid had his head tucked in his shirt. We’re talking Mort from Bazooka

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