Marketing is a hell of a drug.

He is self-aware enough to grow a beard that cover’s his double chin.

Even Kobe?

Me, incredulous:

They thought that video of an Eagle picking up a baby would be all the training needed to scoop up Donny, but then they heard the vid was a fake.

Small ball, small charts, BIG FUN!

Technically, sure. Realistically, no fucking way. Not if you didn’t vote by choice, and are now saying you are worse off.

Seems like a long shot, but if Billy > Man in Black, then, they keep talking about his fiancee, the “sister.”

For a post-barf, post 2x fights mugshot, tackled by police 2x...you can’t convince me that is a bad pic.

RINO!

Is it not possible for Ed Harris to be Arnold? He is certainly set up as the Foil to Hopkins. Did I miss something that would disqualify him?

Long-suffering Bengals fan...yeah, that first hit didn’t look right.

The key is to react to the new reality, not to pretend that it doesn’t exist.

Don’t bury the lede...

Administrators being ruthlessly self-interested in covering up student behavior VS. administrators molesting boys...is a notable difference as well.

Christ digs the long ball.

With shit coming out of every orifice, it is hard to report on all of it.

She could carry Georgia if she promises to nuke the whales.

Long live The Concourse!

Weird baseball is really the best part about baseball, right? I don’t know why you’d decrease it. Baseball is always in danger of not being interesting-enough in any given inning, a shift sends an instant murmur through the crowd.