Is someone monitoring shaft@deadspin.com?

He’s normalizing the oppressors, while benefiting personally. Not helping the oppressed one bit.

Looking at him from that angle, it is obvious he had partied too much.

Grape Jelly sucks.

Torn. They absolutely should have shown this immediately.

This thread’s very existence suggests you do some pretty useless shit with your time.

Everything else is secondary to football, and TV market.

Does happen a lot. It is a fair point.

The pickle looks to be sneaking around the back.

Joe Walsh is an empty vessel, hooked on attention because of narcissism, but also because he needs attention to pay his bills.

Truth. Pro-sports + intense public scrutiny = crushing stress.

Another interesting question: Do we have to assume Mexico and Canada stay completely neutral? Probably have to, otherwise it all gets too complicated.

Interesting question. IMO, if the situation is just: all states drop the gloves all at once, I think you have to assume 90% of soldiers stay in-state, and maybe 10% make a run for “home.”

Florida disqualified, they don’t produce enough energy:

• California: 190,160

Fuck Steven A. right in his dumb face.

Good to see Splitpic, the photo app specifically designed to visually traverse the “split” between the world of the living, and world of the dead, get a proper shout-out with that watermark.

I hope the cargo is chlorine tablets.

Seems like an objective observer!

Side note: If Smith wasn’t so far out of position, LeBron might have simply run into Smith’s back mid-jump.