He really pulled this article out of his Oxidized Orifice, Jr.

Friday quota post?

You had me at “aluminum boner.”

Just following Dad’s advice:

I hate, hate, hate Mike Brown.

Smirnoff Ice? Who is in that box? Jared from Subway?

Who had contain on the kickoff? Pretty sure it was the same Jayron Kearse. Read that he is a legit NFL prospect somewhere, which makes me wonder if he might be a little banged up and moving a step slow, or if he just totally shit the bed for 60 minutes.

In the pantheon of thoughts-that-are-functionally-invalidated-if-shared, this is pretty high up there.

Bengals fan.

Has to come from QB/Coach tension, or GM/Coach tension, right?

The title tease contains the same amount of information about the marriage as the article itself.

Pretty impressive execution as a James-Bond-for-the-college-set.

With autonomous cars, every restaurant delivers by putting the order into a Grubhub-owned car, because it would be relatively cheap for Grubhub to deploy an autonomous fleet. Why would one send your own car?

The only thing that would be more American than suing, would be if he gave everyone involved lawn jobs.

#jesuisrudy

You forgot to tell people to look at it again.

UPS sucks. They left a computer on a street corner 2 miles from my office last winter. Then, immediately started pointing fingers at all other parties involved.

So, what’s he hiding?

The airlines themselves are avoiding the Sinai. Qatar airways is stereotyping their ass off:

Corporate brand needs a corporate band. I bet U2 shows up on time, answers emails super fast, and throws just as many corporate buzzwords around as the Apple marketing department.