That wasn’t an inside-the-park homerun, that was a Deadspin popover video add. I don’t know what video you morons saw...jeez.

Nah, she is just catching whiffs of his adult diaper as he shits his pants.

That is some pretty narcissistic shit right there, but, not a shock in a biography I suppose.

Don’t disagree. That said, the system exists primarily (IMO) because so many 18-21 year olds aren’t ready to be productive on their own, or in many cases productive at all, and they find safety, logic, and structure in numbers. For many, it is a first, and last, grasp at some bizarre, but age-appropriate (defined via…

I’ll never fully understand why the last guy always goes down with the ball. Heaving the ball recklessly over your shoulders with no fear of repercussions seems like the 2nd best way to end a game...behind winning said game.

By his dumb, fat-faced logic, shouldn’t he also be pining for lesbian-only bathrooms to keep his daughters from experiencing a similar end to that of his personal trans-on-my-daughter rape fantasy?

Yep, King Kong was about this right? Or, was it about something people applied similar logic to? I can’t remember.

You buried the lede, it is: Good luck having any kid watch a muppet 30 Rock (note: 30 Rock was the best, but still.) I think the trick the Muppets pulled with the variety show was creating something people of all ages could enjoy. Making a show that is simply a by-the-numbers sitcom with non-human-characters is hacky.

Blomkampf is a hack, what about M. Night Shyamalan? Then, a the end, you find out that, like, humans are the real aliens, man!

Looks like this guy is an owner, and a reader: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Volkswagen…

Looks like Patrick Kane figured out a way to avoid being asked for autographs.

This comment is the beginning of such a fucking stupid conversation.

It’s not the poison, it’s the derp.

I’d say by 2019 it will be primarily voice-controlled.

Derp, only if you plan to DERRRRRPPP.

Can’t prevent the defense from shifting pre-snap. And, I don’t think you can really prove intent even with multiple people shifting at once. Dislike both teams, but can’t see how this would ever be a legitimate penalty.

If you ask some people around Chicago, you might hear that few septuagenarians drink more, or cheat on their wife more, than Ditka. An impressive physical feat certainly, but also the sort of things that would lead you to call someone a nutty, scummy, pathetic asshole.

Flip it though, what if you violated someone’s rights enough make cutting them a check a more compelling resolution than not trying to fully clear your name?

Pffft. “Am I just taking crazy pills here?” I guess you are then. Just don’t take them on an empty stomach. And, watch out for the side effect of sports-rage, and professional jersey ownership.