“The Iron Giant”. Yes it is a cartoon but if you are an adult you will understand it much better than any child could.

Yep, I still wear a watch. Mostly so I don’t have to contaminate my phone by reaching for it when I’m suited up in PPE to see the time. Also, I don’t always have my phone on me due to teeny/no pockets.

Nice watch. I wear one of these-

The shakes are from the excess of power coursing through your veins, that power which coffee alone can grant.

It sounds like Lou hasn’t had much tangible positive reinforcement in her life that she’s worth anything and can do anything or that people believe in her. Even at a time when she’s emerging into a new phase of her life, she’s already got the stigma of not being suitable for whatever it is she’s doing.

My approach is…

There can only be one dry shampoo to rule them all, and it is:

There can only be one dry shampoo to rule them all, and it is:

The worst thing about “dad bod” is the missed opportunity to call it a “father figure”

I’m a generic ibuprofen kind of girl. Generic ibuprofen all the way.

I don’t know if this is helpful, but I go through a bizarre switch with my guy and without him. We’ve been together almost two years now and when we’re together I’m giddy; can’t bear for him to leave, am happy and excited and planning our future, it is literally like being drunk. But when we’re apart I just don’t feel…

For some reason I thought Rene and Celine had been together way longer — maybe they've just been married 14 years? Either way, very sad :(

slow clap for julianne moore.

Eggs and bacon for me? Oh Hun, you are the sweetest. No, I am not the smartest and the funniest. Oh, stop, you.

"Yall chill she paid a speeding tick 3 days late in 2013 &license was just suspended recently&she had no idea.It's cleared up It's all good"

I have two minds about this. One is that you are totally right — a fashion show is no place for a toddler. No one else would dare to bring a baby there. The other is, these are parents who, if they don't take their kid to work on a semi-regular basis, would never, ever see their kid. It's actually kind of nice to see…

Ah, finally someone to push the bisexual agenda! Mine is actually just a leather-bound planner that helps me keep track of which days I'm straight and which days I'm a lesbian. Because that's totally how it works.

This is nearly universal, and it is also succinct.

That I was orgasming.