There once was a jackass named Trump

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

And last I heard, there is no vaccine against rotavirus. Logic doesn’t seem to be a strength for this woman. I’m glad she made the right decision, but scratching my head at how she got there.

You can’t censor nipples! Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

She will forever be Chrissy Seaver (from Growing Pains) to me.

Sorry Jaden, you need to step up your game. JKR’s kid still has you beat.

Sorry, this teacher isn’t cool and this topic isn’t funny. I’ve taught college for 15 years, and I wouldn’t say this to 18 year olds, much less 10th graders. You’re in an immense position of power as a teacher. It’s really important not to mock your students. I had one teacher in HS who consistently made fun of…

OMG. Just thinking about Fabuloso makes it hard for me to breathe. That stuff is the WORST! It is definitely NOT fabuloso. And hey, there’s no shame in having a cleaning lady. If that’s what you need to make your household and your life work, then go for it. We had a cleaning lady that came in once a month to do the…

Grand Army Plaza is on the corner of Prospect Park, not Central Park. Everyone’s always forgetting Prospect!

girls who march into firmly entrenched Male Territory and proceed to own the fuck out of the whole scene

I think that what Ice T was saying is that even though he’ll never be considered an A list actor, he’s been able to work solidly for 30 years. And the whole fast food thing was basically saying that there’s room for more than one - Burger King, Wendy’s, etc. may not make the money that McDonald’s does, but they sure…

This is the #9 Dream tweet Yoko has graced us with.*

I thought Boob Handler was Chelsea’s nickname.

I feel like these drinks sum the couple up pretty perfectly. It’s a terribly offensive phrase, but these would be described as “trailer park millionaire” drinks where I come from. Generally expensive booze mixed with some vile penny garbage that defeats the purpose.

You know you’ve fucked up when Courtney fucking Love tells you to grow up.

I’d think up a witty comment, but I took an arrow to the knee.

At least you don’t get Teen Titans Go! every single hour.