I think that what Ice T was saying is that even though he’ll never be considered an A list actor, he’s been able to work solidly for 30 years. And the whole fast food thing was basically saying that there’s room for more than one - Burger King, Wendy’s, etc. may not make the money that McDonald’s does, but they sure…

This is the #9 Dream tweet Yoko has graced us with.*

I thought Boob Handler was Chelsea’s nickname.

I feel like these drinks sum the couple up pretty perfectly. It’s a terribly offensive phrase, but these would be described as “trailer park millionaire” drinks where I come from. Generally expensive booze mixed with some vile penny garbage that defeats the purpose.

You know you’ve fucked up when Courtney fucking Love tells you to grow up.

Since you posted the cover, there are very few things that make me feel feelings the way that Marvel box in the upper left hand corner does.

Sandman #1 - #75 & the special, by Neil Gaiman & various.

Claremont Byrne

How you deal with invasive fish species:

there are no bad ingredients, just bad uses

Dude, I won a gold fish at a carnival with the ping pong ball cup game. We named him Admiral Akbar. After a year he got too big for his bowl, so we got a bigger one. Then a bigger one. He got so big we ended up donating him to a local childrens hospital where they had a huge fresh water tank in their lounge. I think…

Which is exactly why I will never, ever work at a pet store despite my love of the hobby. For every one person willing to realize their mistakes you get ten saying “WELL I’VE BEEN KEEPING ___ THIS WAY FOR YEARS AND–”

After working in a aquarium store you realize that 95% of fish owners are not qualified. They also dont care about the fish in the same way as they do a dog or cat. They see the fish as decoration as opposed to a pet. So when it dies they dont really care and just another. And getting them to get the proper tank size…

You missed his point, fish are living animals and you admit to not treating them as such. By keeping them in small bowls they never have a chance to have a quality life. I have a 250g, 150g, 2-55g and a 29g tank in my home perfectly clean, with the proper environment for the type of fish I have. Even nasty ass…

• Seamstress, 30-45 years old. “This character is charismatic, self-assured, and prone to occasional seizures. No nudity is required for the role, but the actress must be comfortable working with feral wombats and have strong bayonet-fighting skills. Must be at least six feet tall, with sallow skin and a pronounced…

^^^ This! When you get a fish in a little baggy and throw it into a bowl on your counter, the tremendous stress often knocks out their immune system. Fun-fair goldfish usually die quickly because they are already carrying diseases / parasites (from high-density breeding in outdoor cement basins). The diseases that…

Gold fish can live for decades. Why are you so proud that yours lived for 5 years? It ONLY lived 5 years because you didn’t give it a suitable habitat. Nothing to be proud of. That’s like being proud that you kept a cat or dog alive for 5 years in a closet

Nope. It doesn’t matter how long they live in a bowl, bowls are inhumane because they can’t support the bacteria to make a habitable environment. Fish produce ammonia, bacteria convert that into less harmful (but still harmful) nitrites, then those are converted into nitrates, which can then be kept to a minimum with…

At least you don’t get Teen Titans Go! every single hour.