Her first three albums are fantastic.

Great playlist, Madeleine, and I am a picky bitch about playlists. I do not care for Joanna Newsom one bit, but I can’t deny her vocal similarities to Kate the Great. For those kindred souls who are not Joanna Newsom fans, might I suggest something from Mitski? Or I’d throw in a deeper cut from Tori Amos, maybe “Yes,…

Both look like cheap knock-offs of fin de siecle or Gründerzeit townhouse villas around the year 1900.

I’m just imagining something like the parade scene from Tim Burton’s Batman where Samoas rain down from the heavens onto the screaming masses while Prince blares from the loudspeakers.

Actually, let me correct you with some facts that I definitely did not make up or anything. The British people accent was originally sounded like what dinosaurs sound like when they talk but when the Tri-Lateral Commission took over the throne in 1816, they made a treaty with the Lizard People and all the British…

Yep, the true inheritor of Stewart’s crown is Samantha Bee’s incisive Full Frontal. I can’t even remember the last time I watched a clip of The Daily Show, much less a full episode.

Wouldn’t it be great if they found a Polybius? The mystery and legend could finally be put to rest...

EIW! At first glance I thought they were pieces of tomato! OMG, that’s a holocaust of wrong—and this is coming from an Italian!

Wait where does it say rose flavored? And do we know why there’s a cookie on top of the spaghetti?

Spaghetti? C’mon now. “Tuxedo Ramen” is such a gimme, people.

I’m inherently racist because I don’t like a really simplified form of hip-hop (that I wasn’t even aware was considered hip-hop, since, again, I thought these were fad dances made popular by viral videos.) I am actually a huge fan of hip hop dancing; Parris Goebel is one of my favorite choreographers. But because I…

And so you should. Cadbury isn't even that great - it's the most common chocolate that you will see in every shop (like your Hershey's)...