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These opinions are bad. Well, Trix are nasty but if you hate Lucky Charms then you probably hate baby animals and freedom. There is a reason there are limited boxes being made for this cereal. Because it’s got damned delicious, you fucking America hater.

That face when it smashes is pure gold. Hearing Mellie’s rant on Scandal this week I find myself excited to see what Michelle decides to do with her post-WH freedom. What a treat to think that the Obamas will probably be around for decades to delight us and do good work in the world.

I’m pretty sure Matt Damon knows when diversity is an issue.

Hilary was literally Benghazi? I knew it.

It’s not a lifestyle choice; they were sewn this way!

Eh, I’m with the moms on this one. How do I explain to my kids about puppet sex? This is a lifestyle I don’t approve of.

“I’m not a heartless, child-kicking racist.”

Because it makes them look good to their other, all-white friends.

Why do people only care about black people when it’s to make another race shut up? I seriously doubt you care what happens to us so please don’t use me to continue to be mad that someone is doing better than you.

“I’m only 37, for fuck’s sake. I can’t live like this.”

Regarding animals in the same terms as people of color might be Jezebel’s hottest, freshest, whitest take yet.

Ok but how is it racist to assume that this person was white, that is what I am saying. try and understand that SOME (before i get accused of speaking for everyone) people of color reading this are more likely to believe that this story is coming from a white woman, since in our experience we are less likely to get

but what if the author of this post wasn’t rich or white

I remember being a little white redheaded child and wanting, needing, this iceskating Barbie. I thought the black doll was prettier, and she had a blue dress, so I wanted her. It was too high up on the shelf at the toy store to reach myself, so I asked a lady who worked there to help me. She straight up asked me if I

Yeah but when people say that it’s a low key way of saying, “Please stop talking about racism because it makes me uncomfortable”. Dismissing what’s happening now will not change the future. Again, tell the white people all of this, “we are all one race” bullshit. Not the black people who are yelling, “we are all one

Maybe ask white people why we can’t all be people.

It worked!

I was going through a very ugly divorce. My husband cheated multiple times and eventually moved out. While this was going on, I had to change the locks on the doors to my house due to a burglary, and didn’t tell him. One day, he stopped by to get something from the house and couldn’t get in. He flew into a rage and

PS Who stops their car in the middle of a three-point turn on a two-lane highway to answer their phone? McDreamy deserved it.