I mean, I completely agree. I just wonder how much of his current behavior is a result of his needing some help and not getting it.

Am I the only person who genuinely feels badly for Shia? I mean, the kid was a Disney star while his father was a heroin addict. That's gotta be all kinds of fucked up.

I'm disappointed in Dr. Ruth. Because why not both?

The Rock is hot but stupid.

Maybe apologizing with the same three plagiarized apologies forever and ever, closing the loop (perpetual motion Human Centipede)

If I die and go to hell, I will be apologizing for plagiarizing an apology in a Human Centipede of regret forever.

I really wish more sane Christians would criticize people for appropriating the parts of the bible that suit their bigoted agenda. Its shit like this that makes asshole athiests laugh at religion.

People wonder why I prefer Honey Boo Boo. Disgusting as they are, I'm sure Mama June, Sugar Bear, and all the others are presenting themselves as they really are. Plus, they have a gay uncle they not only tolerate, but also embrace...even if he's called "Uncle Poodle".

Well then. Maybe people with souls should hit A&E where their wallet gets stuffed from: their sponsors. Find out who runs spots during commercial breaks, then tell other folks with souls who these sponsors are, and then all the people with souls contact the sponsors and ask them if it would be ok if we never buy…

No doubt about that, but I think they're playing up the whole backwoods, bearded redneck thing when that clearly wasn't their MO the whole time.

Saltines replace salt lost by vomiting and fever-sweats, and are easy to keep down. Ginger is an anti-emetic. Carbonation helps ease gassy bloating. Sugar prevents ketosis if you've been vomiting a lot.

Oh hey, I distinctly remember this tomb from Gabriel Knight 1.

It's so strange to me that these guys who are obsessed with the idea of women taking their money also insist on marrying women with no jobs or skills who will be forced to be dependent on them and their money. If you're so worried about her picking your pocket, marry a woman who has money in her own pockets. Of course…

DONE. Just have to wait for ud to review it. Which honestly scares me. I feel like I'm going to get arrested for being super gross or something.

Seriously! What teenage girls is he fantasizing about? I've never been so happy that the current generation of teenage girls has at its disposal so much opportunity and so many ways to roll eyes, throw shade, ridicule someone on social media, etc. Come back Mean Girls, all is forgiven! We've finally found a use…

"You got to marry these girls when they are about 15 or 16, they'll pick your ducks. You need to check with mom and dad about that of course."

I know that this is probably going to get me a lot of flack (and I should say that while I am a practicing Christian, I only take the words that are actually attributed to Christ as 'Gospel' and leaven the rest with a good dose of salt - politics and privilege have always existed! So have editors!) but you can always…

I don't think this recommends older men marrying teenage girls (the definition of child marriage) so much as it recommends teenage boys marrying teenage girls. He's like, "If you marry when you're both 15-16-17, she won't have developed an identity separate from her parents or gotten a fancy college education, and…

You're treading on shaky ground there... now, I'm an agnostic atheist (meaning I don't know the ultimate answer, but I'm pretty sure there is no god and I worship no god/gods) however, I FULLY support people choosing to express religious belief. If we start stomping all over that, then we will never win the fight for…

Just a general note, it doesn't really matter who the deceased was, your beliefs, or why it was done: grave desecration = not hilarious or funny at all. It's fucking awful.