I don't need a fat pact with someone. I just need women in my life who like to live healthy, eat well, get active and WON'T TALK ABOUT THEIR WEIGHT in the process. I love being active. I love eating healthy. I love working out. I would even like to shed some pounds. But i don't want to talk about my weight, or…

wtf? there's nothing new here. unless you've been under a rock?

I'm a big Mormon apologist. Because I've known lots of crazy-smart really chill Mormons. But there's just nothing redeeming you can say about scientologists. Nothing.

As if I haven't googled exactly which celebrities are Scientologists.

Yes. I have wiped out all my other Google news alerts for stupid useless news items like 'President Barack Obama' and 'nuclear war' and 'snow' and replaced them with all with 'Tom Hiddleston' in preparation for this very prestigious role I will fill here now at Jezebel.

From the article:

It looks like Jennifer Lawrence was on the way to a toga party, then stopped in at Michael's to jazz up her outfit.

Wow - I hope she makes a full recovery.

This is so wonderful, and I'm glad that women are coming forth with their stories of early detections and preventions. My mother is a cancer survivor, having survived thyroid, breast, cervical and ovarian cancer between 30 - 39. She was a nurse herself, the first two were much easier to detect. For the latter,…

I signed up to a new doctor for like the 6th time in two years (I moved around a lot) and had to have yet another new patient medical.

If anything he's better-looking than Gosling.

Ladies and gentlemen: your next comic-book-movie superheroine (or supervillain, if you wish).

Am I the only one who fails to understand the internet's obsession with Disney? No, wait, I guess I get it: it's a constant that easily slips into a variable (Disney Princesses as Superheroes, Disney Princesses Fine Jewelry, Disney Princesses Wear College Fashion, Disney Princesses Apply For Home, Life, And Auto…

I misread that last one-word, exclamatory sentence as, 'Feminist!" ... and henceforth I am ending all my conversations that way, apropos of nothing:

i'm more offended she thanked terry richardson... i need to take a shower now.

That leotard is making my vulva hurt.

Why not put male models or something in the photoshoot?

Well yeah, that's kind of what I'm saying. I was referring more to this article which tried to categorize the ad as some kind of social statement on gender roles, which it is not. The ad isn't trying to be anything other than funny, although it could have been if they tried.

This is pretty funny, but a lot of people will miss the larger point. Sure, there's probably a greater amount of male enthusiasts than female enthusiasts, but it really angers me when I see stuff at events like when they have "bikini babes" seductively wash a car in front of a bunch of leering dudes (and I'm a dude).…

Breaking down gender roles? No, this is comedy.