If a man ever suggested/requested a threesome, the relationship would most likely be over for me. To each their own, but any man who wants to be sexually intimate with another woman is not for me.

My relationship is NOTHING like this. I don't think I've ever had a relationship like this. These are things I'm thankful for.

Dan Savage calls this the "price of admission." If you can't put up with it, then you don't feel like paying for this ride anymore, and you should get off. Sage advice to keep you sane when you realize that in the grand scheme of things, certain people who have to leave the cupboard doors open and all of the pull-out…

I've been married 10 years, and I'm still having that toothpaste conversation.

the apparently inevitable threesome proposal (do those actually happen THAT often?)

I married the first man I ever dated seriously. Not sure if I really missed that much.

IMO there's a whole secondary rant in there about how size 8 is somehow "too big" now o.O ... and it doesn't have anything to do with the issue of UK v. US v. Italian sizing, or how Marilyn Monroe may have been a size 14 but it was back in the 1300s.

I'm a decent human being with regard for others and awareness that my actions can affect those around me, either positively or negatively.

THANK YOU. I am an equal opportunity hater of smug jerkoffs no matter their gender, race, color or creed. I hate that it gets turned into this big "ooh, girl-on-girl crime!" thing if said smug jerkoff just happens to be female. Do people really think this person's haughty self-aggrandizement would get NO criticisms if…

See? She inspired you to want to get another job.

Because men are people, women are women.

We should make matching t-shirts. Do you also have a half-assed hairstyle because of the same reason?

YES. All of this yes.

Can I say how much my blood boils when people pull the whole, "Oh, women hate other women/are jealous of other women" thing?

My excuse? I'm lazy.

He's still on my "if this celebrity shows up at the front, it doesn't count" list.

Well, they're single-handedly keeping the popuation up, so there's that.

It would be like a massive trolling of the fans if they go in to watch this and it turns out to be something like Closer.

While this e-mail is obviously silly, I do like the idea of corporations taking some responsibility for things like this, since (to my knowledge) they aren't obligated to. Right now, at the current state of our technology, computers are pretty terrible at this, so this is what you get. I imagine having a human being…

And here's a picture of me taking anything a guy named "Jim Bob" says seriously: