Seriously. It also just reminded me that I never got around to watching the sequels to The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, so I'm gonna do that now because I'm sick and can't make any decisions about anything. (I only hope the subtitles aren't too much work for my weary body.)

In my memory, Miley looked absolutely STUNNING in this at the Hunger Games (1) premiere. Now that I'm looking at it again, it already looks a little dated. Still, she rocked it... I wouldn't do it for my wedding day, but if I had a body like hers, I'd love to have the nerve to wear something like this. (That's a lot…

Spring is WONDERFUL. I have such terrible sleeping hours - I find myself very vigilant and restless at night, so I only get to sleep at around dawn and get up in the late afternoon. All through the winter, I hardly see sunlight, and it has such a terrible self-fuelling effect on my whole mindset. As the days get…

I know; I'm not meaning to imply that every accidental gun-related death was somehow intentional. Y'know all those stories about toddlers playing with the gun that they found in their parent's bedside table and killing themselves or a sibling... I realise those were accidents.

But she got through it, and she seems to be doing really well. And in getting through it and sharing her experiences using the talents she has, she has educated thousands of people who didn't understand what we go through... that's such an incredible achievement.

That may be the case, sadly. I rooted for him for a lot of years (even after that Indiana Jones-related defilement of my childhood obsession!), but I can't do it anymore. I'm sure he'll email me a heartfelt message of understanding about my amended feelings, plagiarised from Deepak Chopra.

The escalation seems so ridiculous and one-sided, it reeks of satire / performance art. Like, as everyone keeps pointing out, the Joaquin Phoenix stunt.

The only thing that would make Shia less of a douche at this point is if Daniel Clowes was a collaborator in this whole "project" from the start. At least then it wouldn't be such an unbalanced thing.

I didn't say I assume that all men are potential rapists, I said that by telling women to "be safe", you're putting the onus on the woman to prevent her own rape. Which, in essence, is to imply that the world is full of scaaaaary men who can't be trusted to deny their base instinct to rape everything in sight, and…

We're reminded to "be safe" every time we dare to walk out our front door. To be given a break from having to assume that "all men are potential rapists unless proven otherwise" would be good for everyone's sanity - both men's and women's. That's all I'm suggesting here. Nobody is going to hand over the keys to their…

When you said "was shot through the mouth by accident", I kinda want to respond, "with guns, there's no such thing as an accidental injury". Their sole purpose is to do bodily harm, whether to humans or animals. That's why they exist. That's why they get made.

[This is terribly long, sorry! I'm quite passionate about this topic. There's a TL;DR further down if you don't have the time to read it.]

I presume you've seen this adorableness? The Muppets conversation is one of my favourite bits!

I watched Milk the other day, and now I have a ton of LGBT-oriented stuff cropping up. Which is okay an' all, but it somewhat lacks imagination on the part of the algorithm. I watched it because I heard it was brilliant; I'm interested in good biographies and important events and life-affirming characters and such,…

"Senior AccuWeather meteorlogist Bernie Rayno said [...]"

Yeah, it's really not; the stance looks so awkward, like a poseable action figure. I don't get why part of his torso is wet but his hair and arms and most of his legs are dry — is it because he met these women at the riverside and they hugged him but didn't touch him very much otherwise? It's just not making a lot of…

No, that's Justin Timberlake (not to be confused with Timbaland) and Andy Samberg (not to be confused with Adam Sandler).

That is so brilliant! Let's post it far and wide!

That is GENIUS!! If you find it, you should post it on every OKC article.

Hooray! I'm glad! :)