I saw a documentary once about some very courageous pedophiles who were begging to be given chemical or surgical castration so that they could be certain not to act on their urges. They were in the UK and they were having a really hard time finding someone willing to do it / government funding for the procedures.

the decoy was approached by nearly 20,000 people

Me too.

Holy shit, that's disgusting. I can't believe it made it into common usage, considering it makes zero sense outside of an antiquated mental health setting!

Well, that one at least has a sensible origin - albeit a supersititous one - about how if you were bitten by a crazed dog, people thought "the hair of the dog (that bit you)" would heal the wound. So if you drink something, you should have a little of the same thing the following day to avoid a hangover... which is…

I will never understand the phrase "shit-eating grin" as meaning what it's supposed to mean.

Inside and out, it seems like. What an incredible bond they have... Skype is really really amazing. I already knew this based on how central it is to my life, so I don't feel remotely manipulated by seeing this wonderful story play out even though it amounts to great PR for them (not that they need it because did I…

Oh God, I know that laugh-cry so well! I was cry-crying for this one, but smiling at the same time. So perfect.

I do that pretty much every time. A headline will get me.

I always start crying before I even hit play. Conversely to you, I eel cheated if the video doesn't live up to my preemptive unleashing of the saline, which rarely happens unless it's something that feels manipulative - like Kony 2012, which of course made me cry but with a very, very uncomfortable sensation of…

SO BEAUTIFUL.

I'm wondering if Nan is the next supreme. I know the obvious thought is Zoe because Taissa Farmiga is such a great protagonist - that's who I assumed it would be - but maybe they'll do a double-bluff kind of thing.

So must I. It has lots of great people in it! But if I find a set, it's MIIIIINE.

Re: Lindsay Lohan - in the version I read, it wasn't a Vegas club, it was Foxwoods in Connecticut. (I only retained this because I've been there and it was sad and I thought, "Wow, how sad.")

If George Clooney was the outer doll of a set of dreamy-themed matryoshka dolls, James Wolk is like two levels further in. (As we all know from kittens and babies: cuteness is amplified, the smaller you go.)

If it's important enough, there are ways.

I think I bruised a rib from laughing. It was worth it.

I don't have twitter - can someone who does please tweet this to Selfies at Serious Places (@HeyFeifer)? I tried to do it earlier and then realised I didn't care enough to send an email about it.

That was a good secret! I loved the way they did ZQ's character in AHS2, as well. So many OMG moments in that season!!

As Empress Foofypants says, they're each standalone seasons so it doesn't really matter. The mild OCD in me would want to do it in the right order, partly so that you can see the evolution of the creators' approach to storytelling, but it wouldn't change your experience too much. I really loved Season 2 actually -…