Okay, but if it was a body double, Trump definitely would say something like, “my wife Melania, she’s right here. This is definitely not a body double.”

I haven’t seen an orangeman cause this much chaos for the national scene since every day this year.

You really gonna let a couple of Irishmen— Irishmen!— talk that way about our president?

Black Supremacist? lol, I am dying over here.

Apparently this shit sack has multiple alias - Otto Van Tism’ark and Chad Radkersburg 

Please Fallon is a fucking empty suit who couldn’t hold a stance on anything. This is generic show host “We all feel bad, don’t we audience.” to avoid the fact that he’s had the entire GOP High Command, not just Trump, on his show constantly.

I’m actually not looking forward to a challenging, energized, not-corpsing-all-the-time Fallon, he’s as thin as tissue paper as exemplified by that statement. NBC wanted an airy dipshit with a huge Hollywood rolodex and got it.

Brietbart is foaming at the mouth right now. They’ll have at least 2K comments within the first hour. Their thoughts, for those understandably opposed to visiting that particular web address: 1) “American ISIS” 2) “Marxist Antifa” 3) “Race War” 4) Random lists of all the guns they have bought recently 5) “LOCKED AND…

Yeah, afraid there may be some extreme retaliation. You know some racists are steaming and red in the face right now.

Oh god please do not let this shit come (back) to Boston. We’re still trying to stamp out all the fucking latent racism we have while trying to be a progressive city.

Are you aware that you are currently wearing ripped jeans in 2017?

Because America isn’t a vassal state of Mother Russia.

If you really think Putin will play by the rules, as well as China, I have this sweet bridge in Brooklyn I’m looking to sell, real cheap.

Walk into any dementia-care area of a nursing home and you can have basically the same conversation. I’m not kidding.

Maybe his animosity towards grandmothers/grandfathers stems from a lot of unwanted Christmas kisses from the aforementioned that he never fully healed from.

Second playthrough, bub.

I believe 164 BCE was also the last time a Buffalo sports team was in the playoffs.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

Please don’t buy Skechers for any reason, especially not to “treat yourself”.

Please don’t buy Skechers for any reason, especially not to “treat yourself”.