Southern Beach Belle and Lace Doilies, is such a brave look. It would look great as the table cloth at my wedding.

My first husband wasn't very bright. It's never a good idea to cheat on a wife that works for a government agency known for its expertise in spying. Third generation in the same line of work to boot.

When I moved to Georgia in 1995, I met a woman named Laura (not her real name) via an AOL chat room. After a few weeks, she asked if we could meet IRL. I agreed and we decided to have dinner at a local Chinese restaurant. We hit it off, and began dating, exclusively, or so I thought.

In the summer of 2013, I had spent 8 Very Long, Very Hard years in graduate school and was a mere two weeks away from defending my Ph.D. My monogamous husband of 8.5 years went over to visit our closest couple friends' of 5 years house to drink and play video games while I worked on all of my dissertation shit.…

Reposted from last year (same question)(still gross!)

"Sorcia, I'm in love with your best friend [a dude with a hilariously ridiculous name that I cannot post here]. We're moving to Virginia and I hope you'll be happy for us."

In college, my boyfriend cheated on me with this girl, we all lived in the same dorm, and she paraded around saying and doing things in front of me that really should have clued me in but I just wasn't a jealous person in general and assumed that if my boyfriend of three months wanted to have sex with someone else he…

I had to take my mother to the emergency room while I was visiting her one weekend. I ended up staying for several days because she was super sick and my dad is basically incapable of caring for a houseplant, let alone a human. When I got back to my apartment I shared with my ex, the place was totally trashed and he…

I was seeing one of my longtime best guy friends (whom I'd kissed a couple times over the course of our friendship, but had just started, like, being with in any more significant capacity). He told me that he loved me quickly. The whole thing was very intense. I'd been hearing rumors from mutual friends that he was…

I don't think jealousy was a big part of what caused this relationship to Flounder.

If "she appeared to consent and didn't flee" were valid excuses, we wouldn't have statutory rape. But just like when a 30-year-old man has sex with a 15-year-old girl who says she wants it, we consider it to be wrong, to be rape, because they aren't on the same mental level. She's not mature enough for the law to be…

Go home, KFC. You're drunk.

Sometimes a correspondent, like "Her Son," has hung on to a thread of a relationship, but is now fearful of being further yoked emotionally or financially to a declining parent.

My mother has a lot of mental health issues (bipolar depression and borderline personality disorder) and she doesn't process guilt at all well. So she denies things so aggressively and persistently that you start to wonder if they ever really happened. I am (mostly) estranged from her because she was emotionally…

I fucked the groundskeeper in the garden shed of the church next door to my house. He was hot in a Vincent D'Onofrio Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead kind of way. He was 6'4" and muscular but a little soft around the middle, with a hairy butt and a girthsome dick. He had thick hair and long eyelashes. He bent me…

Oh, man, where should I begin? I have a scroll of bad choices.

A self-described "Nomadic Poet and Petition Signature Getter" I met at an Open Mic was invited over to my place after an impromptu date. Drinks and laughs were had. Making out like a couple of teenagers on the BART was fun.

Thanks, Steve Harvey.

I'd like to see a collection of text conversations that show women sending months of half-assed, half-interested responses that string men along.

They shouldn't be able to take one twin and not the other. Thats fucking monstrous. I remember when my uncle was fighting for custody of his two children. The mother, miserable waste of skin that she is, actually tried to get custody of her "normal" daughter without also getting custody of her developmentally…