Weirdly - If I had to intervene while my father was attacking my mother , I wouldn’t want to see him anymore either

Comments about people’s appearances can be normal, non-creepy parts of a conversation, but you have to make them in a normal, non-creepy way. It’s really not that hard yet so few people seem to be capable of doing it anymore.

I was pretty far gone to begin with, so it’s adjusted for baseline conditions.  Welcome the misanthrope club.  We will celebrate by minding our business.

Ok, so I said stripper, and you said prostitute. Do you think strippers are bad? Do you think all strippers are prostitutes? Do I ask questions like they are accusations?

I don’t know how to do facials but I was subscribed to Ipsy for two years even though I barely wear makeup (signed up for it drunk and reminded myself to cancel it every single month but never did) and anyway I got a lot of cleansers and lotions and we found the box of them when we moved and now when my husband…

I didn't realize it was sponsored, but thanks for the condescension. 

100% this. Our entire society runs on the unpaid, unseen work of women-both mental and physical. 

Yeah they made me take my glasses off so I couldn’t see and look dazed. In general, the goal seemed to be some forced ‘elegant’/’delicate’ thing which made no sense for my more or less bowl cut wearing (we paid a lot for that hairdresser but she was obsessed with giving me that weird puffy half short hairstyle) self.…

Maybe we should also point out, since this is the actual end-game and saying otherwise is disingenuous at best:

But even a Florida retiree wouldn’t have those puffed sleeves - too hot!

Okay, coming up with superhero names for a handful of them. You can’t stop me.

Usually any mention of this family makes me angry, but I’m happy to see this post actually. I have been thinking about going on a road trip lately just to get out of the house. I’m going stir crazy, but I know it’s not okay to do that. I just needed a reminder.

Three days? So she got a long weekend out of it. Great. That's great

Remember when the President ran on a platform of closing the ties between government and lobbyist?

Man you Trump supporters are fucking idiots.

You mock this, but is there anything more American than a website that primarily utilizes underpaid contractors, using a Women’s team victory to give props to Ms. Chanadelor Bong?
It may be the MOST American thing.

I think this Pawnee classic fits the theme a bit better:

IBM automated the Holocaust. Those numbers tattooed on people’s arms were custom-designed IBM data processing.