Whether you watched football or the Golden Globes yesterday, you were likely exposed to a new McDonald's ad

bigger question: why bing?????????/

"You're unlikely to find a more impressive incomplete pass"

I feel like the makeup artist should know when the camera's live and to GTFO well before that happens. Sympathetic but that seems like a big fail.

The funny part is all the people getting so indignant about all of this. As if this has any real effect on anyone's lives.

Love how she yelled "bitch" as her exclamation at the end. So......southern.

So y'all need to hide yo umps, hide yo ref, and hide yo linesman cause they hurtin' e'rybody out hurr.

She, however, appreciates the savings on Thug Friday.

great question and great asterisks, sir!

Blue 42!

Well, yeah, but then again most of us aren't really in professions where our early 20's partying could wind up costing us tens if not hundreds of millions of dollars. Even assuming that it's not his parents who are fucked up there are more pressing reasons for Manziel to straighten himself out than there are for your…

It's bewildering how unimpressed these people look. Am I wrong?

No, I know. But it's one thing to, say, have Peter Gammons talk about Ted Williams impact on baseball in anticipation of his death. It's another to have the friends of a guy talk about him while he's still alive; I just think that's a bizarre dynamic. I'm not saying they were wrong to do so (Stuart Scott is…

I lived in Wilmington, NC in the early 2000's and would walk my dog on Wrightsville Beach pretty frequently.

If anyone needs a cheer up after hearing this news...

Eisen... damn. Maybe it's the dreary morning, but I'll say this: may all of us have friends who mean so much to speak so poignantly after we depart.

For a short time I worked as a writer for the world wide leader and I was one of thousands who wrote for the website. I met Scott only twice by chance more than anything as I wasn't ever based in Bristol, or even a blip on the radar in the scheme of things, but at one of those events Scott turned to someone and said…

I BET YOU COULDN'T BOY

ENJOY YOUR EARTHQUAKE INTO THE OCEAN! *Sobs into ice*