Nobody ever fell 30,000 feet out of their car door

Awful. Sorry for those who lost their lives.

I. ADORE. Kate McKinnon. She's the best performer currently on the show by a wide margin. My favorite SNL cast member will always be Gilda Radner, but McKinnon's been a hugely pleasant surprise since she started on that show.

Correction: Those are actually the Jaguars, Eagles, Browns, Bills and Panthers trophy display cases.

At least Josh Smith stayed on his feet.*

(*Made it easier for him to run away and pretend nothing happened.)

Well...in an NBA.

Also, Patton Oswalt is a pretty great person.

Fucking, REALLY?

What is this "travelling" you speak of and what sport is it from? Certainly not NBA basketball.

An even more stark contrast: if a player lays his hands on his coach, how quickly would he be off the team? What if he throws the ball at his coach - overhand? What if he insulted his coach in every possible way, questioning his manhood, his sexuality, his ethnicity? How long would that player last? Not only would…

If all this chunk of smegma got was a 3-game suspension (of non-conference play, no less), I'd say the school has already sided with him.

Too bad this guy isn't a good enough coach to get to the NBA. Because I'd love to see him try this there.

Seriously Ware will be fine as he will get a medical redshirt so Louisville has no reason to muster him out. (I had the same injury and it actually works best to get back on your feet as quickly as possible. The bones only heal when weight is applied.)

The point isn't that Louisville will cast him aside—they almost surely won't. It's that the NCAA as a system and its member schools expose athletes to risk, benefit from their talents, and provide them with no compensation or security in the event of injury. The problem is systemic, not specific to Louisville. Ware…

Approves of Rachel Nichols' ass.

Doug's approach of using a card that wasn't reported stolen didn't work out too well for him.

But Blount didn't become a lovable cult figure, someone you love or hate. Blount became that day's Everything That Is Wrong About Today's Athletes because of a single incident on the field, albeit after the final whistle.

I know, right? I hate these media outlets that celebrate this guy like that... Ahem...

Just the second amazing thing Larry Sanders has done. The first was changing into a large, black NBA player.