The jokes have been made, and they are very funny, you guys. So I just came here to say:

The “just asking questions” guy doth protest too much. For playing devil’s advocate, you sure like to nitpick and obfuscate Teaspoon’s simple point that the timing of this seems suspect. Winter break has nothing to do with it. Considering the simple fact that it’s highly inappropriate for the grown-ass, legal adult’s…

Jesus Christ.

Noice.

I am not much of a baseball fan, but this was a fascinating segment. Great TV!

Exactly.

Too late! Chicago is lovely :)

Haha, nah. A hot dog is a hot dog to me.

I surely thought my burger take would get more heat than my hot dog take! Maybe it’s because I live in the middle of the country where burger culture (mmm...bison burgers...) far outweighs hot dog culture. Therefore I am unversed in the accepted hot dog condiments :)

Ha, to be fair I don’t even really like hotdogs! So maybe it’s just my emergency sauce for things I’d rather not eat as-is!

Does anyone else think ketchup on burgers is blasphemous and disgusting? Like, I only resort to ketchup if a shitty burger is otherwise unsalvageable. I am well aware I might be in the minority here, but to me, ketchup is for hot dogs and fries.

As soon as I hit the submit button, I deeply regretted giving these guys my personal information. Oh well. It was fun to respond with snark and facts.

Same! I was expecting to cringe for her, but I was in tears halfway through. That’s what I get for doubting Adele!

I did not expect that to be so adorable.

I’m so glad I’m not the only one...

Thank you for this wonderful interview! Really articulates what’s so hard to explain.

THIS MOTHERFUCKER

Excuse me while I vomit, please

I’ve only been to NYC twice, but somehow wound up in that particular Target. To answer your question: It’s every circle of hell, all rolled into one.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!