For me it was the phlegm question. No bodily fluid is more nauseating to me than phleghm and/or snot, for whateve reason.

It’s not a “sense of fear” so much as it is actual fear, felt by many people in the country.

And this is why we plebes could never be president.

“Hey Donnie, why don’tcha come over here and grab a handful of this...”

Um, I’m gonna need some eye bleach after seeing that gaggle of basic-ass ladies give Donald Trump the fuck me eyes.

I haven’t been able to sleep well since last Tuesday. I don’t know what to do.

Oh my god. The hardest I’ve laughed in a couple days.

Now I really want JVG to jump in. I love these guys.

*white men...white women...

Th ones that are sexist, too. Hell, women were granted the right to vote waaaay after black men were. This country has profound issues with women.

I’ve been trying not to cry all night. This tipped me over the edge.

I cannot stop laughing. +1

I starred this before I understood it was a joke. That said, still a salient point!

You can’t possibly be serious with this...

The part you bolded still doesn’t make your point. A minor cannot engage in a “consensual” relationship with an adult, period. Not legal.

Maybe regurgitated Ayn Rand quotes from his unfinished copy of Atlas Shrugged?

Are you back at Deadspin?! I miss your writing!

True. Maybe “God Hates Aggs” isn’t so clever after all, then.

This is precisely my theory.

I have a theory about this: Someone in his campaign told him that “bigly” isn’t a fucking word. To help Trump avoid continually looking like an idiot (at least regarding this tiny drop within an ocean of idiocy), they said, “Yo, if you get the urge to say ‘bigly,’ throw a ‘gue’ at the end so the American people won’t…