Best headline ever.

Same here. I was scanning the article for a description of the outline of a prosthetic penis under a wet t-shirt or something. Clickbait.

Now Radaronline is reporting that Fisher had a ‘drug relapse’ around Thanksgiving.

Swamp Thing, a “muck-encrusted mockery of a man”.

#FreeTiffany

Calling Peter Thiel?

Why isn’t this guy the new Surgeon General?

“I’m actually part Indian. I think Inuit or something?” ~ Justin Bieber

I love opinion pieces because they’re all over the map which I guess fits ‘niche’ marketing. OZY just published an article claiming that “Europe’s got 99 problems but this nation (Poland) ain’t one.” I reckon the assumption is that Poland won’t stay or veer more toward the right than it has.(Good luck with that.)

The Michigan redux.

Madonna was interviewed before the show and was asked if she would consider running for president one day. She replied, “Maybe”. When asked what would be the first thing she’d do as president she replied that she would pay school teachers a whole lot more.

According to the Washington Post, Welch was an aspiring actor. (And Vadim Imperioli is an aspiring stand-up-comedian.)

 Spencer is not attractive, but I’m well versed in another kind of fascism: lookism. In fact, I’d like to hear what a phrenologist would say about him.

From the Harvard Institute of Politic’s website:

Are those Madame Tussaud statues anatomically correct?

Yale used to require all students to pose nude. There is also a supposed underground nude party scene. Also, no zoom lenses at a football game?

“The maddening thing about the Democrats is that they refuse to see how easy they could have it. If the party threw its weight behind a truly populist platform, if it stood behind unions and prosecuted Wall Street criminals and stopped taking giant gobs of cash from every crooked transnational bank and job-exporting…

“There’s zero evidence that chapstick dependency is a physiological addiction. Psychological, maybe. Compulsive, probably. It’s a habit like anything else and like any other habit, can be tough to kick.”