How very Lacanian.

Have you been living under a rock?

Know John Bennett’s dick size? Email us.

This should be the first good Woody Allen film in years.

Here’s a Daily Beast article with both Trump and Clinton in the headline.

I agree with you 100% but ‘transactional journalism’ is the new normal, especially when it comes to Clinton.

Bieber is definitely not neurotypical.

Cristiano Ronaldo is a saint. Cristiano Ronaldo is a saint. Thank God his mother didn’t abort him, though she tried.

Cristiano Ronaldo is a saint.

That cycling suit, though.

 Ivanka Trump was a friend of mine and Tiffany is no Ivanka Trump.

Has anyone worn candy underwear? There are two reviews on Amazon for the classic ‘Candy Pants’ : one says ‘terrible’; the other says, ‘love it’.

The rich are different.

Fear is the new fear.

Cotillard rumors confirmed.

Corporations are women, too.

Those two guys in the “No Lochte” shirts could be Brazilians after revenge for their wounded national pride. They probably have plenty of time on their hands now that the coup against Dilma Rousseff is mission accomplished.

I always thought Bill would be the first one to go.

Can we have 9/11 as a federal holiday yet? Think of all the shopping.