You sound like a real world traveler here.... chicken feet throw your off? That is mild at most from things around the world. Also Hong Kong is not fucking Borneo... no, no,no it is not. Stop acting like there are wild animals lurking around everywhere. God, go back to the valley.

I wish we didn’t give these young male athletes such an inflated since of self importance like we seem to do. This whole rhetoric of banding together with their brother and whatnot...please, you play college basketball, there’s honestly few things less important than that.

Why is it that the interior of every private plane, no matter how expensive, ends up looking like a 1985 Starcraft van conversion?

The voters have chosen exactly what each slickly packaged general-election Republican candidate has winked and dog-whistled and hinted he secretly was in my whole entire goddamn lifetime. They’ve chosen what apparatchiks like William Kristol have spent the past 25 years pretending Ronald Reagan wasn’t.

I think it’s awesome that you are voting against your own interests and don’t even care!

Special thanks to the NHL and NBC, which showed Pens-Caps for the 47,886th time in the past decade last night instead of its two future stars.

McDavid scoring 22 seconds into the contest and then finishing off the Sabres, who tanked all last year to try and get him is the new “Most Buffalo Thing To Ever Happen.”

“Big deal. I did that all the time in the 80s.”

As an Eagles fan, I can tell you this:
Bill Belichick plays chess. Well.
Andy Reid plays checkers. Well. But very slowly and methodically.
Chip just plays checkers. Fast. Poorly.

Are we absolutely certain Papelbon isn’t related to Curt Schilling?