Okay, presentable.

He’s wearing a vest AND Wayfarers, how do you not take him seriously??

Which makes me think that he wore it just so so that it would cover it up.

I dunno. Pasty white skin, ginger hair... He looks Mick enough to me.

I don’t think I could handle the best fans in soccer anyways.

Bill Simmons is the worst writer in the world.

It also helps if you read the article before you comment.

But it would lower costs for everyone, since we wouldn’t need to spend billions on private middle men.

Add in the fact that everyone else is laughing at us and our private health insurance.

Moss was a better receiver than Peterson was a running back.

A 32 year old, fumble prone running back that has now played only one full season in close to four years and can’t run successful in an offense run by most NFL teams does not really deserve better. Add in that he is an unrepentant POS that thinks its okay to whip his 4 year old kid in the nuts with a stick and he is…

I think you’re a jerk.

Black guy here, and yes, I did. It was more of a pointed reference to his logo early in his career.

It feels like it should always be covered with a propeller-beanie.

Hell, even when he WAS doing the negotiating himself it’s not like he was good at it. This gormless chucklefuck went bankrupt trying to sell gambling, steak, and football to America. He’s been coasting his entire life on the money he was gifted by his father and then lying about his net worth.

Alternatively, enjoy the EXTREMELY more viewer-rewarding experience of watching soccer.

“I hope kids watching the WBC...”

Uh, I think you mean the “Tribute To Service Brought To You By Budweiser: The King Of Beers.”

By the time Grantland launched, Keri had already written a bestseller, and his writing had appeared in many major publications. Obviously being attached to the website of a writer as popular as Simmons increased his visibility, but also it was well-respected writers such as him that lent sophomoric Bill Simmons’s…

Your critique loses credibility with the usage of Guzman, unless of course you typed it on a phone. Auto-correct’s a bitch.