Jesus, if Luke Skywalker is in the grays, what chance do I have

They’ve tripled their top speed in a few months, I think they’ll be fine.

Soft top Jeep Wranglers count as convertibles, right? This didn’t happen while I was driving, but it did make driving around a bit unpleasant at times...

Wow that would make a great movie. You should try to sell the story.

There was this time I skipped school, as did my best friend Cameron, then we lied about my girlfriend’s grandmother dying to get her out of school. My buddy Cameron’s dad had this Ferrari 250 GT California in the unlocked garage, so we “borrowed” it to drive to downtown Chicago for a day of fun. We left it at a…

Not mine, but yesterday, I witnessed a crow in a parked Wrangler with no roof/doors on it, rooting through the objects in the cup holder before finally leaving with a ring of some sort.

Not my story, technically, but my mother once had a snake fall out of a tree into her convertible Mustang as she was driving underneath it.

I like that the froot would be under the bonnet.

Nah. That guy is way too young. Plus, he has another man’s face.

I look forward to his induction speech, when Elvis Andrus sneaks on stage and touches his head, and Beltre freaks the fuck out.

Holy shit.

That’s your problem with this?

This sadly has little relevance to technology. You will get lambasted by those who will rightfully decry that this is supposed to be a tech site.

Why? We built Obamacare, and didn’t even know what was in the law before we passed the law.

The meme isn’t complete until somebody hides in the bushes and jumps out to block the dunk.

I was oddly amused by that too.

This latest red band trailer—so yes, it’s a little NSFW for those who can’t watch, say, a man get bisected by an electrified lasso in the office... so we decided to put that scene in the gif at the top!

What, no spoilers tag? Now I know what happens, albeit through one dimensional yarn drawings, but still!

Europa is off limits by intergalactic decree. Or do you not remember “ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS—EXCEPT EUROPA ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE”? Did you think that was a message to humans?

Let the haters hate, I bring mine all the time!