Give it another 5 and you’ll be able to :)

“but at one point he accused me of trying to “educate him””

Well how fucking DARE you. 

Yes.

“Educate him” like a reverse mansplain??

Imagine if this had been mentioned several times in the article you skimmed. Just imagine!

I’m so sorry ignorant people use transgender experiences to justify Dolezals rank fuckery, and that you have to patiently explain that they’re fucking ignorant fools.

Trans-racial is very much a thing. It’s on the same spectrum as trans-gender, furries, and otherkin.

I feel like you can’t really understand oppression or “blackness” if being black, in your mind, is an escape from oppression...

Oh, there's a ton of fauxgressives in DC, too. Probably San Fran as well.

D.C. bros also love bragging about how they know somebody who can get you into Lima, but guess what? So does everybody else.

Don't forget Silver Spring. The eastern half of the Red Line is brotastic.

NoVA: where white people go to live on top of one another because they're afraid of DC/PG County ethnicity.

Well that actually just describes 99.9992% of the adult humans in DC.

More VA than DC, but we are splitting hairs at this point brozerino

Bro, do you know how much rent is in DC?

. . . and DC bro is more likely a) a lawyer, b) is currently in law school, c) is thinking about law school, or d) already has MBA

DC bro lives in Arlington, VA not Washington, DC

They often don't live in DC at all but in Roslyn or Clarendon in NoVa. DC's expensive, bro.

Also, DC bros has infiltrated FAR beyond Georgetown bars. We've basically just given them free reign over Adams Morgan, they are creeping into Dupont, and they've always owned Sign of the Whale and McFaddens.

I feel like Georgetown bros... literally never leave Georgetown, but there are other DC bros.