Wow, I am shocked by your flippant tone regarding the assault and murder of man by his abusive partner.

Too bad they picked the worst song in the world to play over this amazing run.

Id like to be stuffed.

True, its their call but I dont get giving things to people who dont need or want it when there are people starving.

Stick with that, dude.

For about $12 you can get fresh dough, cheese, sauce, etc from Trader Joes and make it yourself in 1/2 an hour.

Its not him its the pizza people.

God, here we go.

Yeah, im really looking forward to thousands more asswipes running around wearing these stupid things. I'm expecting a sharp increase in traffic accidents and people falling into koi ponds.

Not even the death of a close family member will stop teens from acting stupid.

Still bitter over the rejection.

I invented the tweeting penis that makes a tweeting noise when it becomes erect to warn all the teenage girls in the vicinity.

Like I said, that was very good. Im glad you figured it all out by yourself.

Thanks genius, im glad you laid that all out for us.

No, I just think the point is fucking stupid.

Dont those things cause cancer?

Nice to know that millionaires don't have to worry about plenty of free food.

You're a fucking dog. Just eat dog food.

"Settle down, crazy bitch"