Eww. Just eww. As a JHS teacher, allow me to be very clear: if a student shows any kind of inappropriate interest (and sometimes they do), YOU BE THE ADULT. You tell them it is not appropriate. You arrange for the two of you to never be alone in the same space. You let your department head/supervisor/administrators…

The cat is making a Lucille Bluth looking at Buster face every time it looks at him.

My cat and I are rude to each other. Cats deserve a little sassing. His cat probably thinks he's a needy dweeb.

Uh I hit three at once, like a few weekends ago. Sooooooo.

I've honestly lost count. Every time I think it is a certain number I remember some obscure encounter.

Oh please, I hit 3 before I was 20.

"(a)nything more than that is unacceptable." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. K.

Fuck you for reason #5, Bobo.

Upwards of 3 is unacceptable? I've had days where I've done worse.

It's weak, but I can get over it. What it means, though, is that I never, ever buy anything from them except stretchy tops now, because I know those'll fit. And the truth is that I don't even buy their plus line stuff anymore, because it's always so wonky. Instead, I just buy maternity tops (WHICH THEY DON'T CHARGE…

I think it's also just that plus-sized women have historically been willing to pay more because we didn't have any options. Old Navy needs to wake up and smell the music on the wall because that shit won't work anymore.

I love how they can't even get a plus sized model and have to use a headless mannequin.

I still haven't forgiven them for moving everything online, to be totally honest.

So, I'm a fat chick, so sometimes I buy ON's plus size stuff, sometimes I buy their straight sized XXL stuff. Let me tell you something: while they no doubt have some special tailoring on some plus items, a lot of it really is just the regular stuff scaled up. That's precisely why I can do an XXL or whatever random…

It's over 30% more on what planet is that a little?

I sincerely hope she hires some wedding planners to plan a fake wedding and then tells him at the altar that she can't marry him because she has a real job interview, so SEE YA!

Yeah IDK I'm drunk, and as a person who spent an entire month prepping for job interviews after a VERY EXPENSIVE degree program, I feel your rage Mark. I'd be mad pissed if I spent all this time getting ready to nail an interview only to be popped the question. #N #O my worth is measured more than wondering whether I…

Why can't people just fucking have an adult conversation about marriage instead of making into an ordeal of publicly humiliating your girlfriend in an attempt to make a viral video? If you are worried she might say 'no' unless you coerce her in a public forum, you shouldn't get married (to anyone, ever). If you find…

Proposal planners? This guy did a really stupid thing, sure. But these "proposal planners" do really stupid things EVERY fucking day. I think they're the real villains here.

We need to say aloha to ukulele violence.