Oh come on... I've seen double-black diamonds with smaller slopes!

And a dong.

So not surprised.

We seem to act as if shes famous for something OTHER than her nude body.

She looks amazing, but I think she should stop for a second and consider why the photographer chose to portray her as a lubed-up queen standing on a produce box as a pedestal, and rising out of a trash bag that is sitting on the slick alcohol/piss-covered floor of a back alley. Symbolism — it means something.

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Between the shininess and the utterly hairless crotch, I am reminded of nothing so much as my childhood Barbie dolls. But with nipples.

But what... is the point?

Kinda wish she had a bush. Now THAT would break the internet.

I'm not saying I didn't find her attractive before I saw this, but, I'd be lying if I said I'm not kinda stunned. However, I do wonder how much of this is photoshop.

I know everyone is saying this, but I really want to see the pre-photoshopped pictures

"Oh my god, this is art, this is going to be consider art. Right?"

That may be true (I'll take your word for it) but 99.9% of the people who see that picture blasted out onto the internet on sites like this, Buzzfeed, etc., don't know that. Amid all the other photo-shopping, the "art" point is unfortunately lost and the effect is the same as other hack photoshop jobs.

Woah, that's a really amazing breakdown of how that shot was done. Thank you for posting it - I honestly didn't realize that Jones wasn't that bendy. I saw it as a kid and accepted it at face value >_o

Even if this particular shot is 'shopped.... How can she have such a full and round bottom, but not an ounce of fat anywhere else? I mean, I'm a curvy girl in all the good places (and I like it!) but I also have a tummy.

The only thing I thought when I saw this photo (other than "Ew is she covered in Astroglide??") is jesus that photoshopping, as evidenced by the ridiculously tiny waist she's sporting. Like, we have seen pictures of her - everyone knows her waist isn't that small.

injections, in her case. When you go to the hood, you might see short girls like Kim k with asses like that, Kim is about 5' and not fat, the girls you see in the hood who have big butts like that though are probably about 5' and about 200+ lbs.

with the right surgeon you could too.

I would be so scared that this ass would eat me alive when I sleep. Or would just suck me up and I had to live the rest of my live in one of Kim Kardashians ass cheeks.
I bet a lot of her enemies already do.

All I can think when I see someone that oiled up is "I bet they would have an awesome time on a Slip-N-Slide right now."