srs argument: what people should be upset about in this video is not Uptight Bitches and They're Uptight Voices, they should be offended at how AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZINGLY misogynistic this song is. like i haven't heard anything this bad in a while.

To be fair, though, when that happened Spike didn't have a soul. Can we compare soulless Spike to soulless Angel? Because Spike, who didn't even realize what he was doing because he didn't realize Buffy was sick and powerless at the time (not that it makes it okay) was so remorseful that he almost died trying to get…

They did different things. Also, Richard Pryor was funnier than pretty much everybody, ever.

Cornering someone in public, in front of a crowd, and hitting them with a surprise marriage proposal is not romantic. It is cruel, and a little bit manipulative ("they'll totally be less likely to say no in front of all these people!"). I really wish this would become A Thing That Never Happens Again.

That was sort of my impression of him, as well.

I think he's cute.

I sort of feel torn about the "weirdest Italian food" customer. On the one hand, what a dummy, amirite? On the other hand, I feel like since he really enjoyed the meal and is just seemingly harmlessly ignorant, I don't want to be snarky. Like, he wasn't being racist or anything, just all "this is weird Italian…

I like my gratuity grilled until it's tender. Please remember that for next time.

Not enough stars for this comment. Absolutely phenomenal point.

For a very long time, I had no real opinion one way or the other about the conflict between Israel and Palestine. Like a lot of Americans, I grew up sort of defaulting to Israel being the good guys and the Palestinians being the bad guys, but that was more or less the end of it.

The conflict between whatever remains of Palestine and Israel is so one-sided it isn't remotely humorous. I sincerely hope there comes a peace in my lifetime so that they can work toward something better.

Moreover, Conflict Kitchen's (largely conservative) pro-Israel critics are still propagating the frankly insane notion that the restaurant has some responsibility to include the perspective of both sides of the conflict.

Dear C.A.,

Ubertrout, take a shot every time (feel free to add more as you wish):

When you 'poke' someone on facebook, they die in real life.

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We better watch out—those fingers look loaded.

The other thing to mention is that the Minneapolis police chief, Janeé Harteau (far left) was with them! She probably knows a thing or two about gang signs.