ugh i get super mad when my mom doesn't know something i need to know LIKE WHAT IS THE POINT OF YOU (which i will say to her)

Awww she's so lovely

I think I could sit and listen to her tell stories forever. She radiates happiness.

You just know Jimmy Kimmel almost said that at the very end when he started with "Wow, Dustin Hoffman..." and then trailed off.

Wins an Academy Award, then several years later she qualifies for the semi-finals of the tryouts for the U.S. Olympic Archery Team. Intelligent, articulate and funny. Huge respect for this multi-talented woman.

Dustin Hoffman cock blocked Jack Nicholson!!

i met her once at the airport. i worked there and she bought a magazine or water or something. she dropped her change when i handed it to her. it was all cute.

I apologize if this has been said, today I am not up to scrolling through the 190 comments already posted. I doubt, however, that the following sentiment has been shared more than a couple of times:

"Do you like healthcare that doesn't deny you if you have pre-existing conditions, that's available for free if you're 26 or younger, and that's super affordable whether or not your employer provides it?"

I always imagine their rationale is "But I'm pretty and girly and I don't hate men and I want them to like me. I can't be a feminist." And I am rolling my eyes right along with you.

"I am not a feminist," she said. "If men were going through the things women are going through today, I would be fighting for them with just as much passion. I believe in equality."

I really have to roll my eyes anytime a celebrity says this. Every fucking time.

Given that Victoria's Secret doesn't carry bras in my size, I'm not wild about A Body for Every Body, either.

Pretty sure New Jersey is and always will be the armpit of America.

i dont have shock blankets but i do have tinfoil and regular blankets, so i will put a regular blanket on you and then run around you unrolling tinfoil until you look like a baked potato.

That actually makes me really happy. She's his age and seems interesting and well rounded as a person. It's strangely makes me like him more knowing that he chose someone like her. I have similar feelings about Clooney's recent marriage.

That's my silver lining. Any time I get sad that I'm single in my 30s, I will look to my new idol, Sophie Hunter, and think, "Homegirl is 36 and she got BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH. All is not lost!"

As long as Tom Hiddleston remains single, I'm good

I am SO HAPPY for you, Benedict

Just waiting for you guys to post this. It is traumatic, yes. But our hearts will go on. (She's age-appropriate and a woman of substance—that's comforting, right?)