Who gives a fuck about who had a nose job? Who gives a fuck about who's fat or not fat? Who gives a fuck about which rich person is fucking which rich person?

They did and more people put them up again. Which is really annoying as they're causing the bridge to rust.

"Fit of depression" is also a pretty horrible thing to say.

Fucking hell... A similar scenario has happened to me before, but the door?? I would be so terrified...

Can you imagine how awesome that would be? A hoard of extremely passionate (read: psychotic) teenage fan girls who were obsessed with Malala and her work? They'd be unstoppable....

Is nothing sacred???

Is it just me or does this eyeliner make her look like she has a lazy eye?

*Cue rage blackout*

You heard about BBC.com right? Al Jazeera? Reuters? No? Just Jezebel - Celebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women? Okay then.

Is that really any less scary though?

Definitely watch it! I agree with kathleenturneroverdrive, the first 2/3rds are by far better than the last, but as a whole it is still a very good watch.

And we get to wear plum and oxblood nail varnish! I'm so excited about Fall now!

(I realise that we are technically able to do that all year 'round. I'm just excited.)

OMFG my FAAAAAAAAAVE.

I basically whatsapped my brother the whole damn thing until he rang me and was like "Wookie - stop texting me! I'm at work"

And people look at me like I'm the asshole when I say old people are jerks.

He's also paying $20 for a bowl of blue cheese.....

Well you're a good person! <3

Oh my god it just gets worse! He is the definition of shitbag. I'm so so angry on your behalf.

...

There has to be laws against that level of bitchery.