I will quietly destroy his life for you. You won't be involved at all. Just say yes.

I am very against the idea of Google, Facebook etc. treating us like nothing in our online lives is due any sort of privacy. Yet I can't feel bad about Google doing this. I mean they pretty much ensured that another child won't be harmed by this particular man. So worrying about people reading my facebook messages or…

Yeh see I like Kristen Stewart and would totally get high with her before I'd get high with JLaw. Like I feel JLaw would be really excitable and not know how to smoke and then totally bogart the whole thing.

I don't get the obsession with her here. Like Buzzfeed and other places I get why they like her... But here you'd swear that she invented Tequila, vibrators and Midol the way the Jezebel writers go on...

Ugh I used to loooooooove Michael B. Jordan. Then I was linked an article (by this website! Damn you Jezebel!!) where he was all like "no I wouldn't date a girl who had sex with me on the first date" and then I was all "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??" and then I was sad.... :(

And as an Irish girl that is HIGHlarious. Though I feel slightly the same about some English guys... We always want what we can't have....

THANKFULLY, THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER.

This whole story rings far too close to home for me, and the fact that she said she went down on him because ""she was afraid of what would happen" if she didn't agree" (linked article), makes me feel really afraid for her chances of justice.

A crowd gathered?? Wtf is wrong with people!?

If I look at it any more my eyes will melt from sheer jealousy.

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So, so true. I kept reading it as sarcastic... until I realised it wasn't. And then it was just sad.

That would be awesome! Brendan Gleeson is a treasure.

Two white guys! Yay! Maybe they'll have lots more tit shots too? So excited!

I had let mine see the darkest, least likable parts of me and she liked me anyway.

I totally get him. I was so annoyed at the lack of female prisoners on Oz. Until, you know, I got over myself and realised it was set in a male prison...

Her armpit-tit is completely working for her. So are dozens of people because she's rich and famous and you body-shame on the internet.

Oh my.... That last gif...