He is fantastic on FIFA 16 as well. I love dissecting the defense and bombing away from absurd distances only to watch my son’s hopes for a win crumble as I stand victorious while shouting “Ellllll Shaaaaaaarawyyyyyy” loud enough to assure at least a couple of the neighbors can name one player from Roma’s roster.…

Higuain wants somebody to shove, needs somebody to shove...

I know that being an asshole to people just because they like something you don’t isn’t anything new on the internet, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone get THIS offended by the fact that some people like to watch wrestling.

Howie Roseman is apparently a master at contract negotiation and maneuvering around the salary cap. But he stinks at talent assessment. The Birds need a real GM to set the draft board and Howie needs to stay out of it completely until it’s contract time.

If you put them on a pizza, put them on raw! To be clear, wait until your pizza is finished cooking and then put the anchovies, straight from the tin or jar (but really, jar) directly onto your slice. Anchovies, particularly low-quality ones, tend to get a bit bitter or acrid when half-cooked onto something. They’re…

I would say that was low hanging fruit, but there should never be any reference to fruit in response to an Andy Reid joke. +1 John’s Roast Pork sandwich.

why Young seemingly admitted to cheating on Azalea...is seemingly unknown

Fellow Eagles fans, take comfort that this wreck of an offseason is just a slight train derailing with a few injuries, not fatalities, as opposed to last offseason's India-style overloaded bus plunge into a 1,000 foot gorge.

If you play a rogue in WoW then you spend 95% of boss encounters staring at giant asses anyway.

+1 Walking Thesaurus

this is first time Mark Landsberger has ever been mentioned on the Internet.

You’re being too generous. Batman and Superman being instant friends because their moms have the same name is like 6 year old stuff. 7, tops.

Clutchman83:

So what you’re telling me is that I should go see Zootopia next weekend. Done!

This is an Easter egg for Zack Snyder. He killed one of Superman’s key supporting characters for “fun.” He thinks watching the characters comics nerds want to see get murdered on-screen is “fun.”

Yes.

We have just not thrown it hard enough. Fired from a railgun, loose change has impressive armor-penetrating potential.

Wrong. Compare the money spent on education to this program ALONE! We spend a pittance on education, and most of our budget goes to waging endless war!