wookieshaver
wookieshaver
wookieshaver

Hell, fair to say there are even elements of a pedophilia ring.

Egregious? Hell, if anything, Nancy was being POLITE. The Republicans behave more like a crime syndicate, gang, or a cult....

I don’t mean to sound mean, but most of your readers are not writers or editors. It would be great if we could get a larger range of people to read about. 

Oh hey Mr Morden.

Wow. 6 Seasons!

io9 is total Marvel fanboys, man. They crap all over DC and it’s a conspiracy.

Nobody posting anything from Farscape? For shame!! (Sorry if you did and I missed it)

Everything you can expect from a science fiction character is in John Crichton. He is a scientist living real sci-fi plots, and an adventurer à la Flash Gordon. He got the cerebral clone of his enemy in his head, fuck alien babes, get cloned multiple times, can destroy the universe, can destroy crackers...

G'Kar or Mollari. Take your pick.

Arthur Dent. His greatness is the greatness of a man who can wake up in an amazing place, close his eyes, and hope that he wakes up in a poorly made bed, not on a Thursday.

Han Solo. Duh.

Gotta go with my synthetic bro, R. Daneel Olivaw on this one. Gotta be one of the most influential characters within the Robots/Empire/Foundation universe.

Including shutting down all of god damn downtown Coeur d'Alene so a bunch of elitist assholes can clog up the streets and the lake with their stupid Ironman every year. You run a marathon and your time was forty two minutes? Fuck off, no one cares but YOU!

In case you're curious, the songs (in total) are 42 minutes, 23 seconds long. So, if this is a 60 minute tape (which it appears to be), Star Lord probably finishes the first side with track 7 "I want you back" (for a total of 26+ minutes on the front side) and then has the rest on the back side.

Goth Kat Dennings? I'll be in my bunk...

Might as well start this off right

Yikes. Only a millennial could be so clueless as to think using your voice for communication is rude.

So, you're so socially retarded that even talking on the phone is an issue now?

Don't be silly: Everyone knows John Hurt actually enjoyed having the alien burst out of his chest.