Tebow’s next two books will actually be co-authored by Johnny Manziel:

People and athletes will have to stop watching, attending, and participating for there to be any change; otherwise, money talks louder than public health concerns.

I agree, these dead celebrity holograms are just creepy. Did you see the 2Pac hologram from Coachella a few years ago? Gave me goosebumps.

Would it just be cold, twisted, dark irony if Sarah McLachlan sang ‘Angel’?

Seattle resident and Seahawks fan, here. Even though his career in Seattle was fairly short (which I guess is average) and he really only showed in flashes, Ricardo Lockette was a respected and beloved player in this city...I hope he can look back on his career with pride, knowing he made a positive contribution to…

A traveling abortion festival is probably what the Republicans think will happen if women are allowed to make their own decisions; it would be like the precursory weeklong event leading up to the Super Bowl, except for Lilith Fair

Is it fair to say that some of these are more than likely scenarios?...
At least 25 years younger than him
Saw Sabbath in concert between the age of 17-22
Has dated many a failed musician in the past
Sports a poorly done tattoo of a rose
Lost her virginity in the backseat of a Chevy with that greasy-haired kid from shop…

This sounds like the exact same brand of tactics used by hardcore Evangelicals and youth group Bible trips—except people speaking in ‘Tongues’ are less crazy and MUCH less obnoxious than the posts from brainwashed SSM twits.

Same for me with Miguel Cabrera

Take care of her man, hm? That’s why she left him in the middle of a powerful addiction; one that can require years of recovery, and cannot be conquered alone. ‘Through sickness and in health’...until one gets cut a fat check, and the other becomes an inconvenience...They forgot that part.

Back in high school, my ex-girlfriend gave me a “Kerry ‘04" bumper sticker. I was not going to be old enough to vote in that election, and I didn’t really stand behind Kerry, I just knew that I REALLY didn’t want Bush re-elected, and that I REALLY wanted to win back her affection. I proudly displayed it on the bumper…

If you take the ball out of the lead picture, they both look like they just saw a scary spider

The garbage she spews in her songs?

...And people are afraid of having a gay guy on their team?

He’s like one of those creepy stage moms, except with helmets instead of tiaras.

Is that fucktard barefoot for the first three or four shots? What the hell?

So ‘Texas Tough’ and ‘Loyalty’ means that a grown man gets to publicly shame and criticize teenagers? Kids that probably are getting a lot of attention from all over the place; whose futures are at stake and choosing the right destination is absolutely crucial? One must wonder how much time he actually spent with…

That photo is entrancing..It looks like he’s softly kissing an alien angel..

Yep, it’s typical Mariners to acquire an elite player and be incapable of building a solid team to bolster him. Always so near, yet so far.

That’s very true, he definitely didn’t bring the team down in any way, and the fact that the team didn’t have overall success doesn’t mean that he didn’t contribute or leave his mark. It’s just that he’s one of the best third basemen in the majors, but he seemed like he wasn’t happy or comfortable in Seattle, and had…