The Panthers did indeed get a 2 minute minor for the rat chucking.

I mean, I probably would have preferred cohesion between the two properties. However, Lena is no novice when it comes to VO work. She was in Dishonored, a few animated shows and I believe a couple more video games. The GoT Telltale game for sure.

I believe the point of the bro’s roadtrip is for Noctis to marry Luna (Lena Headey’s character in the movie) or some such.

I’m not sure why they are even calling it a demo. I guess a demo of the combat mechanics. But in the presser they stated that you get a summon (Carbuncle) for completing it and no part of it is in the actual game.

“What was the last fun to play FF?”

“They fucking rock and generally seem to be good role models for little girls.”

Except he has West Virginia eliminated in the elite 8... Sounds like you would have forgotten to pick a champion too.

That’s the thing though, the pants aren’t even a requirement. The story itself has an outfit with a skirt which eliminates the tight fitting clothing aspect. I don’t care one way or another about this particular issue. But it’s a bad look. It just seems like an over reaction.

It appears that you can choose your victory pose. If you don’t like it you don’t have to see it. That’s the part that doesn’t make sense. Sure, if it was randomized then the removal might make more sense.

He writes like his entire purpose in life is to be a contrarian asshole. In that respect, he is very successful.

You must not have had the displeasure of reading Shank’s word vomit. Making that complaint about the Patriots sounds exactly like a column he would write.

I mean if I’m going to trust anyone on the effects of popping pills, it’s Jim Irsay.

Instead of “You’re right and I’m sorry” I wish Brooks would have said “Go fuck yourself old man. We beat your ass.” and then pushed him on the ground.

It’s unfortunate that his last name isn’t Soze. Maybe you should both change you last names to Keyser-Soze anyway.

“Plus he’s going to be on the best team in the East regardless while he’s still upright over the next 5+ years.”

No, I did. Sorry I need to spell it out for you. Sounds like you don’t actually read Deadspin or most of the comments. It’s mostly a given that people who frequent Gawker Media properties are here for the stories and the comments. The comments on this site don’t fit your “manly man” stereotype that comments on ESPN or…

Sounds like you don’t actually read Deadspin.

LeBron kept the same number when he went back to Cleveland. Can there be such a thing as a throwback LeBron jersey?

But isn’t gyro pronounced yee-roh? Has my entire life been a lie?

“No I saw that too but that’s like two things. You telling me the ONLY non-writing jobs he could get was UPS or pot farming?”