These are the moments when you really have to sit and reflect on your life.

“To the layman...” How exactly do you become an expert in internet comment interpretation? What is the name of this profession?

You seem offended by the idea of someone being offended.

Isn’t it a mowed lawn? Or is it moan lawn?

Baseball players have to be the whiniest, most sensitive people of the four major sports. Right? God damn cry babies.

He literally only trails Gronk in YAC over the past few years.

Wasn’t it a one-two-three homicide? Who knows, I’ve lost track.

“Plus, I finish top 10 without training every year (against 9 office schlubs, but you know) so I figure why bother?”

I personally prefer PC because I just don’t like touch controls.

It doesn’t matter how many times I see it. There’s nothing more ridiculous to me than an old man wearing a baseball uniform.

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Ugh, I was so disappointed in BE. I was really hyped by the premise and it just didn’t deliver.

My dog always knows when we’re about to leave and will avoid the crate at all costs. Luckily he’s so food motivated that he can never resist a Lil’ Zukes, hours of imprisonment be damned.

Depends on your setup. I have a wife and no kids. I don’t think I’d be pro-dog if I didn’t have someone to split the duties with. Also, we moved from a house we rented with a fenced in yard to purchasing a house that doesn’t have one. Needless to say our first major investment will be to fence in this god damn yard.

Does anyone have a link to good couch covers that actually stay on and don’t get ripped after like one day? Preferably in gray? We have a beagle. Got him last November. He was a breeze with the house training and is a sweet dog. However, the wife insists on letting him be a furniture dog. He sleeps with us. No…

I actually read it completely differently then that. I’m guilty of saying “maybe” to plans all the time when I have no intent of actually following through.

Go choke on more MRA dick.

“Except “boobie streams” are against the ToS”

Shut the fuck up. We don’t need another don’t forget about the poor men comments.