Or they had a home video setup in the bedroom..

All my stars to you!

Eh, I've been observing for a while now that all the people I'd like to fuck are on the antifa side. Don't need a quiz for that. I mean who wants to fuck a Chad.. I mean C.H.U.D..

Nonviolence only works against people with a conscience and a sense of shame. Nazis don’t have either.

If certain white people didn’t so closely associate themselves with the oppressive white power structure, they wouldn’t find these statements racist. The fact that they do is an indictment of their alliances and choices. 

Except some of them can’t code their launchers for shit like *Origin* and you end up with something that needs to be running in the background for their games to keep running and that will progressively keep chomping on your 32GB of RAM like Pacman on crack until there isn’t enough memory for the game that the…

So abolish the fed then?

Promises promises..

I don’t know if Susan Collins hanging onto her senate seat for so long is a reflection of how bad Democratic strategy and planning is, or that she really brings out the redneck turnout in Maine..

Judging by the standards of the times still erases the views of the minority. You know who knew it was wrong at the time to not call people f****t? Queer people. You know who knew it was wrong at the time to own slaves? Slaves.

When I bought my property a block from the highway and train, there were evergreen trees lining the road and sound was not an issue. Several years later the state came by and cut down the trees and replaced them with nothing. The highway and train sounds have destroyed any measure of peace in my yard. We insulated the…

Life is too short to be spending time being a Christian. At least he's got the rocks to throw for it...

When I dabbled in open relationships in my early years, I’d always specify what I was looking for. There’d be relationship, FWB, fb, NSA. The trick for me was not letting any of those roles overlap the boundaries of that interaction. You don't need to state your current status, just what you are looking for. If you…

So this is what people who have not discovered Mexican crema end up doing...

If you want crusty, just make it in the rice cooker without the foil - it’s about the same recipe, but a lot faster and the bottom gets fried to delicious crustiness in the meat grease.

No Popeyes where you live? Their fried chicken is probably the best from a chain, but then again I do not like plain food and if you ask nicely they will fry up some extra spicy chicken for you. I usually get a 12 piece so it's worth the wait for a fresh fry.

I always wonder where the white teammates are when black athletes take a knee or speak out about injustice. It is extremely hard to think of someone as having your back in team sports when they aren't supporting you when you stick your neck out. But I'm sure bringing it up would be considered uncivil at this point.…

So it’s not like the guy was buying a game, making copies and distributing, just lending his legally purchased merchandise to someone. So that’s illegal in Japan huh. What a bunch of fucksticks.

I need a hack that will turn it into a disco ball.

I need a hack that will turn it into a disco ball.

The liquid is super effective on hangnails.