Would it help if I used a fainting couch?

I grew up using “yous” instead of “y’all”. Somehow I feel like I should be in southern belle drag to use “y’all” in a sentence.

You can fold it and it stops any sliding - pretty much a universal pizza rule - it even works on NY style pizza.

As amazing as this is, I’m waiting for the Democrats to seize defeat from the jaws of victory... Or the Republicans to somehow cheat to win.

Props for using “santorum” in there.

It’s idealogical cover for personal failings. And inevitably it’s always about projection. They are the fragilest of snowflakes - pull on one lose thread and their world comes tumbling down, but due to projection, it’s their nickname for us.

Yeah I know it’s all about power but what is it about straight mens obsession with other mens butts..

How do you know they are democrats if they remain anonymous? Tina Dupuy, the only actual democrat to come forward, complained that he put his hand on her waist when taking a picture. So while I believe her, I don’t think that rises to the level of a sexual impropriety.

Are results any different between smoking and edibles?

Because these republicans keep showing photos with Franken as proof that he touched them inappropriately and each time his hands are visible or on their waist or shoulder. And after what republicans have done to Shirley Sherrod and Sam Seder, I am not going to believe anything a republican says without them being…

Yes of course, I stand corrected because you can just google fondling and see that it can involve a dog rather innocently. So good going including that in #metoo.

And now it turns out that he wasn’t even fondling that last one, his hand was on her waist... that is some vetting.

It’s just really weird that Franken only gropes Republicans and anonymous people.

The rich are not fleeing like rats from a sinking ship, so this is merely chicken little hysteria.

A few decades ago I would not feel safe walking around go anywhere near Southie, and then gentrification hit and it got much safer for those who are not melanin challenged. Sure gentrification can hurt some neighborhoods - but I think when gentrification passes by your neighborhood it’s even worse because you never…

People really need to coach themselves to tell harassers that they are being inappropriate. Not doing this is re-enforcing harassing behavior as OK and also subjects other people to such behavior in subsequent interactions. I do this when people use racially offensive words around me but I haven’t really encountered…

Do you find anything wrong with the take Dan Savage has on monogamy and fidelity?

I shower in the morning before I leave my house, I shower in the evening when I get home. If I showered a third time after gym, the level of dry skin and ashiness would be too much for even my Shea and Coco butter lotion to deal with. So, no. Deodorant stick before and after gym is all I do.

The police and the military use so much violence and they are white Americas heroes and look how successful they are in the middle east.

White America has never been outraged about black nipples on display on a platform for white people to judge... until Janet apparently - because none of them could afford to buy that.