Woody

8/20/15

I did a lot of stuff like that myself. Was a ton of fun. In this clip I only killed one guy using it but it was crucial.

8/13/15

8/11/15

My curse in life is trying to keep a black stove clean. It's like trying to hypnotize chickens.

8/7/15

Obligatory

8/7/15

Someone Actually Played Through All of <i>Fallout 3</i> As A Baby

Someone Actually Played Through All of Fallout 3 As A Baby

Years ago, Fallout fans discovered that it was possible to escape the opening area of Fallout 3 at the start of the…

8/4/15

They used 2 gauges at halftime of the AFCCG to measure air pressure in 11 NE balls and four Colt balls. On page 113 Wells says that the NE balls should be between 11.32 psi and 11.52 psi at halftime. The average of one gauge for the 11 balls was 11.49 psi, within the range. The average of the other gauge was 11.11…

Drew Magary hangs out with Donald Trump supporters at a Trump rally in Iowa. [GQ]

7/24/15

David Patrick Kelly’s other villainous role: Sully from Commando

Here Are 14 Things You Will Say To Your Kids A Million Goddamn Times

I have three kids. They don’t fucking listen. One day, God as my witness, they will listen. They will stop, turn…

7/16/15

Counterpoint: My vasectomy was painless.

For 16 Minutes, Carli Lloyd Was The Greatest Player Of All Time

From the start, it felt like the fate of the United States women’s national team hinged not on talent or tactics or…

Confessions Of A U.S. Navy Submarine Officer

We have all seen Hunt For The Red October, Crimson Tide and other submarine films, but what is life really like…

6/30/15

<i>Assassin's Creed</i> Creator Plans A Most Ambitious Comeback

Assassin's Creed Creator Plans A Most Ambitious Comeback

The man who dreamt up Assassin’s Creed is working on a new game, the first thing you’ll be able to play from him…

6/16/15

Hilarious!

6/4/15

In my opinion, Chris Christie is the ideal candidate to be our next President of these great United States.

5/31/15

Leicester City has announced that the Pearson, Hopper, and Smith are to be suspended indefinitely, starting immediately. Team officials cited their own internal standards of professional conduct, which requires that all players film potentially embarrassing videos in landscape.

5/29/15

5/21/15

Back when I was in the Army we got a new guy who immediately revealed himself as an ex-marine by calling one of our sergeants first class the slang term “Gunny.” That sergeant called the ex-marine up in front of the formation and said he’d show us the difference between a soldier and a marine.

4/29/15

I’m not enjoying this season of “The Wire” at all.

4/22/15

“Chris Rock is a baseball fan.”