Most guys I know tuck the chord in their shirts. Never had it ripped out

Oh, and don't use Beats headphones while lifting, you look like a douche.

I think we can all agree that Bill Walton is living his best life.

"I see no hope for the future of our people if they are dependent on frivolous youth of today, for certainly all youth are reckless beyond words... When I was young, we were taught to be discreet and respectful of elders, but the present youth are exceedingly wise [disrespectful] and impatient of restraint".

Thanks, John Kerry.

Sure was lucky that someone had crashed their car into the rink so we could get this on video.

No, I'm back on board after seeing this video.

Jon Stewart deserves serious props, no matter your choice of political party. He's gotten in more shots on republicans than I could ever count, but we (republicans) are better for it and it's sad to see him leave. He also created a way to do the news that for a younger generation is not just tolerable but widely…

I'd love for bill burr to yell the news at me every night. "Those ISIS cunts, GFY!"

Jon Stewart always gave me a way to work through the anger and frustration and ridiculousness and wrongdoings of politics and people. Whatever awful thing had happened, you could watch him and even though the problem didn't get better, you at least could work through it and just go "Ya, somebody fucking gets it." And…

Meanwhile, Julian Edelman, just back from a three-hour jog in the rain, has poured himself a bowl of gravel to enjoy in his empty kitchen.

We usually push the boundaries, but with Craggs gone, we've done some rethinking how crude we really need to be in public. So, we agree, which is why we edited down our in-house Super Bowl ad. Give it a look when you get a chance. Thanks for reading.

Belichick: I like a little puppet. You can kinda put your fingers in, it's a little monkey and then he can talk.

The explanation is quite simple; Stevan Ridley was on the IR for most of the season.

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