This is a good time to direct y'all to my favorite tweet:

Like a houseguest. Marvelous at first and full of possibilities, but if left unsupervised for too long, they can be a real pain.

You know what else is overrated? Ice cream, and cookies, and chocolate, and chocolate cookie ice cream, and sex with women, and men, and sex with women and men while eating chocolate cookie ice cream. Everyone likes them for BS reasons.

Jesus, can they just fuck and get it over with?

A computer and a reliable what? A COMPUTER AND A RELIABLE WHAT? I WANT TO MAKE THIS MONEY! WHAT DO I NEED DAMNIT!?

Here's a movie line for ya ... "Lighten up, Francis!"

Remember kids, you can't spell "Tony Dungy is a close-minded homophobe, a two-faced situational liar, and a conveniently pious hypocrite" without "Tony Dungy."

Plus he is the only character more annoying that Piper on OITNB.

LeBron James Saves Cleveland Sports Illustrated

In an office somewhere in Miami, Pat Riley's trembling hand moves his mouse forward, to the font drop-down, and selects "Comic Sans"

I'd pay to see Bill Belichick doing this.

Here's the Amazon link to all of its available formats: http://smile.amazon.com/Unbroken-World…

Just want to point out that the "Belichick is an evil robot" concept is something that you've basically been force-fed by the football equivalents of the fucktard douchebag BBWAA members we all have so successfully depantsed in the last week, mostly because he openly mocks/humiliates their fucktardery in public on a…